The ongoing confirmation hearings of smoking hot judge Amy Coney Barrett are raising some very important constitutional questions.

For instance, exactly how stupid do you have to be to become a Democrat Senator?

The question arose after the QD Pi and also judge endured somewhere between 9 and 11 to 100 hours of questioning

until she could no longer tell the difference between the hearing and raising her seven children,

except that in the hearing the older children seemed to have left the room.

And what seemed to be a contest for stupid a Senator or a game show called Be the Stupid a Senator,

or maybe a TV talent competition called America's got really stupid senators.

Questions ranged in intelligence from will you recuse yourself from any case in which you're likely to give a ruling I don't like

through Glagag, Bagu, Gu Daga, Magadag, or something that made approximately the same amount of sense.

Vying for the title of absolutely stupid as possible Senator was stupid Senator Macy Horono.

Horono, you'll remember once told men to shut up so as not to interrupt her while she was viciously slandering Brett Kavanaugh.

But today she appeared even stupider as she tried to declare judge Barrett bigoted against gay people

because she used the term sexual preference in describing people with the sexual preference.

Horono also asked the smoking hot judge if she had ever sexually assaulted someone and Barrett said she had not,

which was not strictly true since technically she has, but only in my dreams.

But just as you thought no stupid senator could ever possibly be a stupid is that stupid Senator?

Hold the phone there was Cory Booker who asked the mother of two black children and has got as my witness.

I'm not making this up. Here's an actual quote.

You've already spoken to issues of racism and how you deplore it, but you condemn white supremacy correct.

It's a soft in the blow of his stupidity Senator Sparty.

His did ask the question while bearchested and wearing a leather gladiator skirt,

but that was just his preference.

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