When I was a little kid, you know what I did for a little while?

My parents thought I was crazy.

I would dig ditches and cover them in leaves and just watch people fall into the room.

I love you.

So like all the other kids were like tag.

I'm building a hole.

And cover it and then just watch like Brian Lang Poop from down the street just get

crushed in this little ditch.

How dumb is he?

I was a little smarter than him and it would make my week when I would see this little

dumb dumb with his ice cream running across the yard and he was gone.

Of course.

I loved it.

Let us be lovers.

We'll marry our fortunes together.

I've got some real estate here in my bag.

So we bought a pack of cigarettes and Mrs. Wagner pies and walked off to look for America.

Kathy, I said, as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh.

Michigan seems like a dream to me now.

It took me four days to hitchhike from Saginaw.

I've gone to look for America.

Good morning, everybody.

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