Ep. 97—There's Some Horcruxes in This House

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

This is an 80 minute episode about a 17 minute chapter. The summary is twice the length of the chapter itself. You. Are. Welcome! This week: Heather tells an unfollowable anecdote about animal actors; Alex and Heather both mangle explanations of the social and physical sciences; Alex and Heather ALSO talk about their dreams, for some reason; also there's a Harry Potter chapter with a dragon and maybe some murders, we think? It's a lot. Plus: The Easter egg took us an entire evening to make. Please like it. This week's chapter: The Final Hiding Place Next week's chapter: The Missing Mirror

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0:00.0	Lord Voldemort would like to speak to a manager.
0:06.1	You're listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Cairns.
0:13.1	My lord, stammer the goblin.
0:15.5	My lord, we tried to stop them.
0:23.6	Impostas, my lord. Impostors?
0:25.6	What impostors?
0:28.6	I thought Gringott's had ways of revealing impostors.
0:32.6	Who were they?
0:34.6	It was...
0:35.6	It was...
0:36.6	The potter boy and tattoo accomplices.
0:42.5	I'm Heather Price Wright.
0:44.0	I'm Alex Dallenberg, and apologies, if your name is Karen, I guess.
0:48.6	Yeah, we don't mean literal Karen.
0:50.4	Figurative Karen.
0:51.0	We mean the metaphysical definition.
0:54.2	The archetypal Karen.
0:56.5	I don't actually think I know anyone named Karen, do you?
0:59.6	Boy, it's going to be real cold if you do and you can't remember.
1:04.2	Well, I'm trying to think.
1:06.0	They have, like, worked with a Karen, but I can't.
1:09.8	I had an editor named Karen, and she was not archetypally Karen at all.
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