Jewish voters have now had a chance to assess the speeches made by presidential candidates

before the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

The president of APAC saw self-destruction sign, said Jews would use the speeches to identify

dishonest candidates likely to betray the state of Israel.

They would then vote for those candidates.

Self-destruction sign said this was in keeping with the ancient, Talmudic tradition of masochism,

or as it's called in the original Hebrew masochism.

The tradition is based on ancient rabbinical interpretations of a verse in the book of

Proverbs, a Jew should always elect a smiling Gentile who will stab him in the back.

As one ancient rabbi wrote of the verse, I may not have translated that exactly right,

I never did pay much attention in Hebrew school.

All of the major candidates appeared before APAC to describe their Israel policies.

Bernie Sanders received wild applause when he promised he would spend his presidency making

sympathetic speeches about poor, sad-eyed Palestinian children while large, happy-eyed Palestinian

adults blew the Jewish state off the face of the earth.

Donald Trump won support when he told the audience that if he was elected president, he would

quote, find the best people to make a great deal that would favor whoever I'm talking

to at this particular moment.

Unquote.

When told he was speaking to the Jews, Trump added quote, yeah, them, whatever.

But APAC voters gave their most favorable response to Hillary Clinton, who promised that

she would not abandon the Jewish state until she had lied about it repeatedly first.

...