And here we are, it is Wednesday, and as usual, events are happening, things are happening, and all of them are odd and strange. We will talk about all of them. Plus, we definitely want to talk to you about this brand new release that we're going to be having over at Daily Wire of something called Ferguson The Play. It's really cool. We'll have an interview with Philem Mackley, our first interview here on the Ben Shapiro show in just a little while.

But first, I think that it's important to talk about breaking news.

Finally, Donald Trump has told us the true tale of just what happened that his campaign manager, Corey Lewandowski, was caught on tape grabbing a female reporter Michelle Fields by the arm, yanking her forcefully back,

and bruising her arm.

Lewandowski was earning himself a medal of honor.

Really, according to Trump, this event never happened in the first place.

It was all a figment of your imagination.

And Lewandowski said the same thing.

Well, now Lewandowski's probably headed for court because, as it turns out, it did happen. It happened just the way Michelle Field said it happened, and it happened on tape. But then we found out the truth. Yesterday, last night, we found out the truth. The real truth, the honest to good news is Trumpy Mick, Trump, Trump, truth, the truest truthiest truth that ever trumped the truth. Michelle Fields is an assassin.

She's an assassin.

Seriously, she's a grabby-handed little harasser.

She's an attention whore.

Corey Lewandowski, by contrast, he's a Normandy commandos storming the shores to fight the Nazis,

protecting great leader Donald Trump from her frightening normal-sized human hands.

Yes, yesterday Trump changed his story.

Now it turns out Lewandowski did grab Fields, but only after Fields grabbed Trump.

Not only did she grab him, she was holding an object.

Was it a pen?

Maybe it was a knife.

Maybe it was a bomb.

I mean, did you see what the Joker did to that mobster in the dark night with a pencil?

It could have posed a threat to the great leader. What about those bruises on her arm? Well, says Trump, Michelle Field, she must have faked those bruises. Like the moon landing. That's just what an attention whore would be assassin would do. Just like John Wilkes Booth. Scary. sad. But then, like an avenging angel from heaven,

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