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🗓️ 13 June 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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0:00.0 | Sorry, that was more for me, less for you. Welcome back, everyone. I hope you're awake now. Yeah, wide awake. I hope you're awake. I hope you're wide awake. I hope you're wide awake. Otherwise, I'm going to, I'm going to sew your eyelids open. And then this is, listen, when I start going crazy and I start forgetting who I was, like if I ever get to that point where I'm gonna I'm gonna sew your eyelids open and then this is listen when I start going crazy and I start |
0:22.4 | forgetting who I was like if I ever get to that point where I'm old as fuck and I start going |
0:26.2 | seen out and I start losing it just fucking just sew my eyelids open and make me watch every |
0:31.2 | episode of this show and at the end probably after just a few episodes I won remember who I am, but I'll be begging you to kill me. |
0:41.2 | Who is, who is it on the screen? |
0:44.2 | Who is this? |
0:46.0 | Oh my God. |
0:47.7 | What is he talking about? |
0:51.8 | I'll remember myself, I'll remember my horribly self-critical side, but I won't, but I won't remember myself. |
1:00.4 | I'll be like, oh my God. |
1:02.4 | You know, he really could have worded that bit a little bit better. |
1:04.7 | I'm like sitting there. |
1:05.5 | They're like, what? |
1:06.2 | He isn't critiqued anything except the fucking, the fucking peaches and cottage cheese that we feed them |
1:11.6 | every day at 3.30 for dinner. |
1:16.8 | No, when I start to lose it, when I start to lose it, fucking forget about putting me in a home. |
1:23.0 | Just put me in a 24-7 VR of Halloween town and let me just sit the pumpkin in the middle of town square |
1:28.6 | and people watch the not real people, they're virtual, but it'll feel very real to me. |
1:34.3 | Just let me, just let me, let me bury me in Halloween Town. Take me back to Halloween Town. |
1:40.2 | Forget about God's country. Take me to the giant pumpkin. God damn it. |
1:46.0 | Take me to the pumpkin. |
1:49.2 | And if you can't make it work, find James and get me to the peach. |
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