Ep 97: A Very Floppy Muppet
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2017
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:08.1 | I'm coming to you from Los Angeles. And we are on the precipice of a rider's strike or global thermonuclear war. |
| 0:14.6 | So by the time this comes out on May 1st, it could all be over. Yep. Yep. It could be the apocalypse. |
| 0:21.1 | But I mean, honestly, we'll brighten your day. |
| 0:23.7 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:24.4 | If you're like, if you're roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a shopping cart |
| 0:29.5 | and everything's in black and white, we'll give you a little spring in your step before your |
| 0:33.7 | battery runs dead, right? |
| 0:35.0 | Right, Graham? |
| 0:35.6 | Yes, yes. |
| 0:36.6 | Absolutely. We'll be as beautiful |
| 0:38.3 | as those tomahawk missiles were |
| 0:40.0 | to Brian Williams, who loves war. |
| 0:42.9 | Oh, think of the Leonard Cohen quotes. |
| 0:45.3 | He'll dream up. |
| 0:46.8 | You're listening to International Waters. |
| 0:48.3 | You're listening to International Waters. Now playing for the country that makes a sausage out of blood and calls it a pudding from the self-renovators podcast, it's Caroline Maybe. |
| 1:20.5 | Hello, hello. |
| 1:22.0 | How are you? |
| 1:22.8 | Very good. Very good. |
| 1:24.5 | Very excited to be on this international podcast. |
| 1:28.4 | So you're not living with the daily jitters the way that we are in the United States? |
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