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International Waters

Ep 97: A Very Floppy Muppet

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7782 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Graham Elwood, Guy Branum, Lucy Pearman and Caroline Mabey join host, Dave Holmes for World War 3 talk, Barry Manilow duets, and good ol' meat pile state fairs. Graham Elwood wants to plug Ear Buds: The Podcast Documentary and recommends The Mixed Feelings Podcast. Guy Branum wants to plug Talk Show the Game Show on truTV and recommends the Las Culturistas podcast. Lucy Pearman wants to plug her upcoming Edinburgh shows and recommends Caroline Mabey. Caroline Mabey wants to plug her upcoming Edinburgh shows and the Self Renovators Podcast and recommends Chewing Gum and Big Little Lies on HBO. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by John-Luke Roberts and Riley Silverman, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA and GuiltFreePost in London, produced by Jennifer Marmor , Christian Duenas and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

0:08.1

I'm coming to you from Los Angeles. And we are on the precipice of a rider's strike or global thermonuclear war.

0:14.6

So by the time this comes out on May 1st, it could all be over. Yep. Yep. It could be the apocalypse.

0:21.1

But I mean, honestly, we'll brighten your day.

0:23.7

You know what I mean?

0:24.4

If you're like, if you're roaming a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a shopping cart

0:29.5

and everything's in black and white, we'll give you a little spring in your step before your

0:33.7

battery runs dead, right?

0:35.0

Right, Graham?

0:35.6

Yes, yes.

0:36.6

Absolutely. We'll be as beautiful

0:38.3

as those tomahawk missiles were

0:40.0

to Brian Williams, who loves war.

0:42.9

Oh, think of the Leonard Cohen quotes.

0:45.3

He'll dream up.

0:46.8

You're listening to International Waters.

0:48.3

You're listening to International Waters. Now playing for the country that makes a sausage out of blood and calls it a pudding from the self-renovators podcast, it's Caroline Maybe.

1:20.5

Hello, hello.

1:22.0

How are you?

1:22.8

Very good. Very good.

1:24.5

Very excited to be on this international podcast.

1:28.4

So you're not living with the daily jitters the way that we are in the United States?

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