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This is the podcast for February 3rd, 2006.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from the Cornfield Resistance,

where we unwrap the legacy media's favorite maxims

and find nothing but old bones and owl poop inside.

It's the professional left with trip glass and blue gal.

Okay. left with trip glass and blue gal. Are you a vicious, thick-headed simp who couldn't get a job handing out chips and pico

samples at Taco Bell?

So you signed up with ICE instead, where they gave you a mask, had a gun, and a big bag of

cash, and now you're filmed

everywhere you go and get whistled and cussed out at every respectable eating establishment

in the greater metropolitan area of Minneapolis, St. Paul.

Well, Hero, do we have an alternative meal option for you?

Yes, for a limited time, we're bringing back one of our older sponsors, whose service area has now been expanded to include the state of Minnesota.

Please welcome back, Hello Fascist, the at-home meal kit for Republicans.

Of course, since the masked goons, ice thugs have no home, We've had to adapt our traditional Washington-based

hello-fascist at-home meal delivery system to the local market. So instead of Republican

senators and Supreme Court justices and assistant deputy chief of staffs having their valets or pool boys or mistresses place discreet calls to our Washington, D.C.

headquarters, we are directing all ice goons to call our Minnesota hotline.

Within the hour, one of our hello-fascist brand ambassadors will meet you over on that street near that thing

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