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Slack.com slash DHQ. We all remember when Jesse Smolette was viciously attacked in Chicago,

had a noose placed around his neck, just barely summoned the fortitude to keep hold of his

subway sandwich during the assault. Well, three years later, Smolette's attacker has

finally been brought to justice. He did not take the news well.

You are fined $25,000, which is the maximum fine. And you will spend the first 150 days

of your sentence in the Cook County jail. And that will start today, right here, right

now. Do you have any questions?

No, I would just like to say here on it that I am not suicidal. That's what I was

trying to say. I am not suicidal. I am innocent. If I did this, then it means that I

stuffed my fists in the fears of black Americans in this country for over 400 years and the fears

of the LGBT community. Your honor, I respect you and I respect your people, but I did not

do this. And I am not suicidal. And if anything happens to me when I go in there, I did not

do it to myself. And you must all know that. I respect you, your honor. I respect your

decision. Jail time. I am not suicidal.

The most surprising part of the sentencing was finding out that Jesse Smolette has

incriminating information on the Clintons. That I'm not suicidal was the cry of a man

just waiting for Hillary to walk in with the pill out. But the next most surprising thing

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