Ep 96 - The Blob That Ate Everyone

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

The Blob That Ate Everyone has arguably one the best Goosebumps covers, with one of the best taglines, but... is it one of the best stories? No. It really isn't. Even so Paul, Chad, and Kevin have a great time talking about magical typewriters that is also somehow the precursor plot to the Goosebumps movie.

OFF TOPICS: The Hobbit dwarves' desirability rankings, a comment on our increased Tolkien-verse conversations, "Buca Di Pepe" and how to impress your friends at Brazilian steakhouses.

Book discussion begins: 13:10

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Edited by Kevin Cole (@RealKevinCole)

Original music by Seth Earnest (sethearnest.net)

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Yeah, I mean, look, here's my, this is my metric.
0:35.0	The amount of prosthetics on the face of the dwarf are inversely proportional to the
0:39.5	amount that you want to fuck them. All right. So you're saying you being aware of the special
0:44.5	effects is happening your own lust for each of these dwarves. I think they made the fuckable ones.
0:51.2	They were like, they're just humans that are shorter.
0:54.8	They're not.
0:56.0	And then you get to, and then you get to like, Oyn, right?
0:59.9	And he's got all kinds of shit.
1:01.5	Like, he's got like all kinds of facial prosthetic.
1:03.4	Yeah, he's got like a metal horn up to his ear all the time.
1:06.1	Oh, yeah.
1:06.9	I mean, come on, guys.
1:08.3	We're being agist here.
1:09.3	We already talked about this. Dory and Oyn, they're on the bottom of the list.
1:12.1	We're sorry, we're being agist.
1:13.9	But I think I'd rather lay down with Balin over Keeley, because Kili's not even a dwarf to me.
1:18.0	Like, I don't see a dwarf when I look at Kili.
1:20.2	Here's the thing you got to remember about dwarfs is you're going to do it with your boots on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So the accessories matter.
1:29.6	Sure, sure.
1:31.3	Right.
1:31.6	The clothed dwarf.
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