Ep 96: Rear Nekkid Grandma
This Is Important
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 10.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Today, this is what's important:
Kyle is missing, diarrhea, MMA fighter Puna Soriano calling out Adam, Iowa, childhood fights, being a horny youth, football, Alaska, best collabs, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future. |
| 0:04.5 | But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show. |
| 0:10.1 | And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it. |
| 0:12.6 | And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth. |
| 0:18.1 | And why John Carpenter movies are so good. |
| 0:20.6 | You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about. |
| 0:26.6 | And that's fine, you know, no judgment. |
| 0:28.4 | But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
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| 1:42.7 | Welcome to this is important a production of I Heart Radio the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. |
| 1:53.7 | Today we talk about the first time I got a blow job the girl jumped out of a window immediately afterwards. |
| 2:01.7 | He walked right up to me and kick me straight in the testicles. |
| 2:06.7 | I got to get his breaking off so now you cut up into people care. |
| 2:10.7 | Frick you see you. |
| 2:13.7 | Here we go. Start your engines. |
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