EP 96 - Matt Han(cock) + Free Brexit chapter from Audiobook

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Comedy

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

This is Ronseal title. We have a good laugh at Matt Hancock's expense before some Brexit reflections 5 years since the vote. Then I give away a FREE ENTIRE CHAPTER FROM MY AUDIOBOOK within the episode.

Hoping that you lazy B*****Ds will finally download the whole thing.

https://www.audible.co.uk/pd/Where-Did-I-Go-Right-Audiobook/1913183475?qid=1624614814&sr=1-1&ref=a_search_c3_lProduct_1_1&pf_rd_p=c6e316b8-14da-418d-8f91-b3cad83c5183&pf_rd_r=03SZ6B1NZ1JP4Q4PS1XH

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0:00.0	Welcome to episode 95 of what most people think and I am recording this. This is going to be coming at you.
0:21.0	I'm a little bit later than usual. I'm recording this. I did a gig in Halifax last night or Alefax as it's called.
0:29.0	Everyone's actually used the H in Alefax for a very long time and then I was knackered and hung over.
0:36.0	So I've got a state of a Ramada hotel in Wakefield because it's glamorous. It's a glamorous life.
0:42.0	But the fact that I'm recording this on Friday morning means that the podcast I was able to pick up on Matt Hancock.
0:52.0	I don't know about you, man, but his misdemeanor seems to have put a real spring in the country step.
0:58.0	It's just so much fun when someone gets caught doing something bad and he's such a twat Matt Hancock.
1:05.0	I think we're going to have to cover this as a subject. There's so much in this.
1:09.0	We've also got England playing Germany because it almost feels like a bit of a 96 revival.
1:17.0	There's a Tory minister up to no good. We're going to be playing Germany at Wembley and European Championships.
1:24.0	It does feel spirit of 96. Let's get a spice girl single out there. Let's get the old band back together.
1:30.0	Speaking of which, we're playing Germany. Everyone's got a fuck with Germans.
1:34.0	It's not like we've had any good results against Portugal. Portugal have dicked us every which way.
1:39.0	They're not even just a bogie team. They're a snot team.
1:44.0	Scotland going out. Look, I said I wanted all the home nations to do well.
1:48.0	Then obviously Scotland, Frash, England, Neil and Neil at Wembley. Some of the fans got a bit, giving it a bit large.
1:54.0	Look, I didn't want them to go out, but sort of fucking hell. Five days is a long time in football, isn't it?
2:00.0	For a kind of role, I remember one guy saying, we humbled England, Neil and Neil, to going out with 1.1 goal and five against.
2:10.0	And that commentator who said on the ITV commentator said, it looks like Scotland will be going into isolation after all.
2:18.0	I mean, it was a funny line, mate. Well done. You know, enjoy the complaints and there will be one or two, but it was kind of funny.
2:24.0	So this is a special episode. This is now a special Matt Hancock episode to an extent.
2:30.0	But more to the point, we had the five year anniversary of the Brexit vote this week.
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