96: (Feat. Nico Yearwood) Twisted Nipples & Oxfam's weird 'Whiteness'

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

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4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Delighted to have the brilliant Nico Yearwood back as co-host. I catch up with Nico's experience back gigging and how some middle-aged white women have been acting in comedy clubs. We discuss the back end of the Hancock affair and wonder if Sajid might savour restrictions a little less, before looking at Oxfam's bizarre attitude towards 'whiteness'.

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0:00.0	What most people think it is me.
0:04.7	Lockdown, lockdown, lockdown, comedian, which makes me.
0:13.9	Hello and welcome to episode 95 of what most people think.
0:17.9	It is me, Jeff Norcock, the outrageously centre-right comedian, which makes me obviously edgy and all those scary things that people on the left can't deal with. Although I think that they can, judging from the people that communicate with me now, I am, well, I've been buzzing since, since, where was it, Tuesday off that England game. It is, it's obviously, we've just got to say straight out of the gate, it is coming home.
0:40.1	And I haven't felt like that in a while.
0:42.1	I re-watched the entire game, which in terms of like throwbacks to being a teenager,
0:47.4	it's sort of like, well, it's like wanking into a sock again.
0:50.1	So there is a horrifically crude joke to start the show with.
0:55.8	And on that crudity, I'm going to bring in our co-host for this episode. One of the quickest people to return as a co-host,
1:02.2	it's Nico Yearwood. Hello, how you doing? Yeah, not bad, man, not bad. People were demanding
1:07.9	that I bring you back very soon, mate. You made an impression last time.
1:15.4	Okay. I mean, I don't know what you're supposed to say to that. Yeah, yeah, it was good to hear.
1:22.9	Actually, a dude did see me at the comedy club and he was like, yo, man, I loved you on Jeff's podcast.
1:29.3	There you go. Well, there's two listeners, and you've met one of them. And He's like the other geyser, not so much. But are you into the football at all, Nico?
1:32.3	Are you following it?
1:34.3	When I can, because most of the matches in the evening, so I'm at the club, but we watch it on our
1:42.3	phones at the club and whatnot. But yeah, when I'm free, I watch it on our phones at the club and whatnot.
1:47.7	But yeah, when I am free, I watch it, yeah.
1:53.5	So we talk about the club is that obviously you're a big part of the top secret comedy club down there in Covent Garden.
1:57.6	And I caught up with you there recently trying out new material.
1:58.6	It's a brilliant club. I'd recommend anyone if you're going to be in London to go. But there's a couple of things. The audience are young, aren't they? I mean,
2:06.9	well, it depends on the night. I think, I think the Monday, the Monday and a Wednesday when you try
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