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The Yard

Ep. 96 - Ludwig Spent 7 Days in Disneyland

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about their first memories, what happened during Disney week, and how many years until Ludwig retires.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up with this fucking I like this one he came in here

0:23.3

What are you hot love I know I know he came in here and I was like fuck he looks good instead of

0:28.0

Goofy is shit and stupid just needs to put on some goddamn fucking jeans into this webhands

0:32.2

You said bro, no fuck now because when he wears jeans are the big TikTok mom ones and they don't get me hard

0:37.8

Why you you coming off a fresh off of Disney week look at look at hot Disney week used me tan it keeps me moist

0:44.5

Kiss me walking we had okay

0:46.5

So before we start the podcast we will sit in the other room and just like chill out because love it gets here late

0:52.7

We'll just banter

0:54.5

Speaking of banter and you fart every time you let out a huge wet

0:58.8

I do the room on the pod every time he's equally confused why we don't like why why we're upset

1:04.8

It's very actually like routine thing we have is that we have a set podcast time noon and then every week

1:11.5

Aiden will be like can we do 11 30 and then every week will be like no I barely make it at noon

1:18.0

About 30 before slime a message. I'm late, which will be my cue to tag on and be like

1:22.5

I did oh me too you say twins

1:24.8

Uh, and then I arrive you're on the floor. You're lying down. Yeah, I have my pillow

1:30.2

I'm like an old-ass dog with a ratty pillow. You've let out a fart. So nobody's talking. Yeah vibes are shocked the vibes are always

1:37.8

No, they're not. Yes

1:43.0

Because it smells like shit, and he's laughing at himself

1:46.4

It's always long and wet. Zippers usually two packs in out front just trying to get the smell out of his nose

1:53.8

Aiden's on his computer doing fuck off fuck all and then he's going to the bottom of a Google Doc to scroll back to the top of a Google

2:00.7

He loves doing that. Oh my gosh. He did not read it the first three scrolls

2:04.5

There's also nothing at the bottom half of it. He just likes scrolling

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