Ep. 96 – Dan Schneider Goes Down
The Adam Friedland Show
The Adam Friedland Show
4.7 • 10.8K Ratings
🗓️ 29 March 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Didn’t really discuss this on the show but I consider it a personal win for me.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to go on earlier. I can't remember how it went, but it's the memorial going into |
| 0:14.8 | a cave music. |
| 0:16.5 | Sucking on his dick and his asshole until he comes in my mouth and my ass. |
| 0:22.4 | Yeah, I was good, man. When we hit it, we had lightning in the mother fucking bottle. |
| 0:26.9 | Yeah, people don't know that we're constant. We're singers on writers. I'm like John Lennon. |
| 0:32.7 | Yeah. I'm more of a James Taylor. I did. It hurts. Yeah, dude. You keep rubbing your |
| 0:38.1 | cock. It hurts. You know, it is suggestive but medical way. Yeah. I can clearly see the |
| 0:43.4 | outline of your cock every time you do it. Yeah, but you're in pain. Yeah. Yeah. It's kind |
| 0:49.0 | of hard for me to see the outline, but it's just so small. It's too black for you. Yeah. |
| 0:56.4 | Yeah. It's like a fun character that the black guy would take the really small dick. |
| 1:00.3 | It grows like I can't feel it. He's like maybe it's too dark. It's too dark. |
| 1:08.6 | White bitch. Yeah. That's how that fits. Okay. He's fucking a white lady. I have this |
| 1:20.5 | who makes it okay to make that joke. So my father's penis. Yeah. Fucking, I don't know. |
| 1:27.1 | Someone got mad. They posted that Thai bo clip and they're like, well, here's the host |
| 1:31.1 | of Comtown doing a V for three minutes. They're like, this is literally a minstrel show. |
| 1:36.4 | That's when we get socialist disavow this. And it's like they think that retarded people. |
| 1:41.8 | They think retard black. Whoa. Guess what, motherfucker? You're the offensive ones. Yeah. |
| 1:47.8 | We're regular level offensive talking like retarded people. Yeah. Yeah. Fine. But the |
| 1:52.2 | fact that you think, well, how about you combine the two of them? Great. Great. |
| 1:59.1 | Yeah. Pint name cookies. That's me. Pint name cookies. I was eating cookies. I got down |
| 2:13.6 | syndrome. But then I'll stop me from getting down syndrome. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so think. |
| 2:21.8 | Yeah. The little Kebler ones. Yeah. His DDO WNS, the WD San Sven extra dose. Now, |
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