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All right Andy. Hello Bob, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you as well. And to all of our

Athletic Omens listeners. Same. Now listen I thought I'd start with a lovely

Sunderland Christmas song. Oh for late out loud. To get us all in the mood. Go on then.

you

Mac I'm still remember like it was yesterday. The smell of turkey,

Dipper's cooking. Sad on the donkey's watching home in a way. All they gotta do is shut their eyes.

Cover their ears as the baby cries. Fat drunks on every street corner. I'll station on the lap

to keep them warmer. Blue drink flowing from their yoghurt parts. The bungalow filled with

the smell of Dipper frying and a hint of dry rods. It's a mac and Christmas. No presents under the tree.

Just some dog dirt and Chris Camarra's new LP. It's their favorite time. Drinking logger in line.

They can piss in the snow when I'm a Mr. Kiflin down at the Christmas bingo.

Oh. It's their favorite time. The mac and his favorite time.

And they have a fight on Christmas Eve. Spend the night in A&D. Go to church on Christmas day.

A&Sunderland shirt you bought off the eBay. Hang a stocking from sports direct.

Smash your Xbox cause it won't eject. Hide the presents in the doggy's pram.

Then pick all the Todd off the action man. They can watch the darts all day long.

They can microwave a turkey leg and wrap tints around the Alsaceans head cause.

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