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The news media and other crime families are seeing the praises of the Biden campaign

for its brilliant strategy of counter-programming the Republican Convention with Democrat

riots and looting. NBC's Chuck Todd, in an interview with the life-size cardboard cut

out of himself, he keeps in his bedroom for when his wife's away, said, quote,

Republicans have debased themselves with calls for absurd patriotic unity, programs for

garish prosperity and a foreign policy selfishly designed to help the United States before

anyone else. It's a stroke of genius for Democrats to balance that with high-minded

images of people's businesses going up in flames in the name of social justice.

Who on earth can remain uninspired by the great cause of destroying everything anyone

has ever built in order to create a utopia you thought of while playing Fortnite in

your parents basement. Unquote Joe Biden's campaign manager, Zippy McDude, says he invented

the Democrat strategy while playing Fortnite in his parents basement in a statement released

to a berserker of the subclass soldier with the hot body skin McDude, dreams could one

day be his, the manager said, quote, everybody knows that orange man is bad. So we want to

create a contrast with him by having our candidate, hide in a cellar, talk gibberish, and

tacitly support the destruction of America cities.

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