Ep 95: Psychics and Brussels Sprouts

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 782 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Andy Kindler, Scott Thompson, Sarah Morgan and Chris Martin join host, Dave Holmes for swinger party talks, vampire leprechauns debates, and the wonders of US drinking culture. Andy Kindler wants to plug his very first Just for Laughs Speech from 1996 and recommends you check out up and coming comedian Scott Thompson. Scott Thompson wants to plug What Would Sal Do? and recommends Girls on HBO. Sarah Morgan recommends The Regular Features Podcast and Alice Lowe's Prevenge. Chris Martin wants to plug The Carl Donnelly and Chris Martin Comedy Podcast and recommends Crashing on HBO and Blink by Malcolm Gladwell. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA’s Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Riley Silverman, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Laura Swisher and Christian Duenas.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey there, folks. I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to International Waters, the Transatlantic panel show.
0:04.2	That pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.
0:08.0	We're doing things a tiny bit differently on this show.
0:10.4	This is where I would write an intro, but I don't feel like it.
0:12.6	There's so much talent in this room, I just want to dive right in.
0:14.9	Folks, you're listening to International Waters.
0:16.7	I know. Now, playing for the country that is one referendum away from being a virgin rusty nail, by which I mean there would be no scotch, from Tracy Allman's show, Crackinori, oh, and International Waters. She's Sarah Morgan.
0:52.8	Ahoi, hi, hi. Hi, how are you?
0:54.2	I'm good, thank you.
0:55.2	You really say a hoi hoi in real way?
0:56.6	No, we don't, but I love pretending we do.
0:58.7	Oh, well, that shit works.
1:00.2	It feels so natural coming out of your mouth.
1:02.5	What's new with you?
1:03.2	What are you doing in our country? bottles of water the usual that's why I'm in L.A. Are you ever going to come and stay?
1:11.4	Oh well was that an invite?
1:13.2	Maybe.
1:13.8	Sure, okay.
1:15.0	I'll take your spare room.
1:16.2	Okay, explain your outfit to me right now.
1:18.2	What is your t-shirt?
1:20.1	My t-shirt is a, it says teenage wolf pack.
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