Hey, H.B.'s Bues. This is Heaving Busoms. The podcast were two ladies who love the genre,

talk about romance novels, and nurture our long-distance best friendship.

We've got some amazing patrons. Let's talk about one, shall we?

Ali F, you are a parasitic Arctic iceworm

that burrows deep inside the brains of unsuspecting

geophysicist, a dog, and at least two FBI agents that refuse to accept their true feelings for each other.

You turn your hosts into murderous psychopads, incapable of controlling their wrath in paranoia.

You are ruthless, crafty, and devoted to survival at all costs.

It's not the most glamorous job, but you do get to hang out in Alaska, which is pretty cool.

Even cooler, you deliver the great scene where Mulder and Sculli check each other's bodies

for parasitic ice worms. This was very important to

Erin in 1993, so she thanks you. If you want to become a patron, visit Patreon.com forward slash heaving bosoms podcast to sign up.

We are going to be doubling all new and increased pledges until this Wednesday at the end of July, so do not hold out.

And there you can also find out about all the goodies, like shoutouts and other gifts you can get at the

different support tiers. So today we are talking about Perb by Dakota Gray. Here we go. Oh, hi Aaron. Hello. How are you? Good, how are you? I am fabulous. Man. What? Well, you want to hear the sweetest thing ever? Yeah. my brother just became a patron oh it's not really nice I also

want to kill him a little bit but like oh it's so nice he's to listen to that poop episode.

Yes he is. He's going to see your butt plug.

Oh no no no no no.

The brother's going to see that video you made with your butt plug.

Oh, look!

No, listen, that's not my butt plug.

Like, I own it and stuff.

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