Ep 95 of OMG Hi! What Are We Gonna Do? with Daniel Van Kirk
OMG Hi! with George Lopez Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 614 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2023
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
This week, George and Gil are joined by comedian/actor/podcaster Daniel Van Kirk (Dumb People Town and Pen Pals) to talk about corn, digging graves, baaaad smells, being a Federal agent, innate gifts, Whittier Blvd, Rocky, End Of Watch, impressions, getting The Tonight Show w/ Johnny Carson, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | When I first started out, I did this Mark Wahlberg character. |
| 0:02.5 | Yeah, and I would do that. |
| 0:03.5 | I would just talk like this all the time. |
| 0:05.5 | I'd like, how are you doing? You doing it, God? What's going on? You guys should have Donnie in here sometime. Help me straighten him out. Hello, everyone. Hola, my amigos. You're listening to, oh, my God. Hi, I'm God de Dios. Ola. With me, George Lopez. |
| 0:01.7 | Because I do the show, |
| 0:03.4 | because I got a lot of things. |
| 0:04.5 | Let's do the thing I'm I got to do that drag clear there by Keith Phelps. He paredo. Neal Sport and Paul. You know what George is? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. What's his name? George. Lopez. George Lopez. Oh, my God Oh, I'm G. Oh, my God. Hi. Oh, my God. I... He built part of my town. He did, huh? Yeah. That motherfucker was ice cold, man. Oh, my God. Wasn't he? Yeah, I've so many thoughts about it. |
| 0:54.5 | He was fucking ice cold. |
| 0:55.1 | They looked for those kids in my hometown. He was the guy that said, did they arrest anybody else to throw it in the air that there was more than one person? Really? Yep. John Wayne Gacy did that. Wow. Just because, you know, now you can, I mean, it's like a psychological man. Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:51.6 | Daniel Van Kirk. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm here. |
| 0:53.8 | From the great state of Illinois. |
| 0:55.9 | I am. you can I mean it's like a psychological man yeah yeah uh Daniel van kirk I'm here from the |
| 1:12.7 | great state of Illinois I am Rochelle rochelle is that where the |
| 1:17.9 | peaches are from what's up from a leader of our own no we just got corn corn and soybeans |
| 1:24.2 | Rochelle Illinois yeah yeah That wasn't my first job. |
| 1:28.3 | Working on the field. |
| 1:29.3 | Did you, I probably could be killed for this, but did you know that Monsanto |
| 1:36.3 | makes the seeds that the farmers have to use? |
| 1:39.3 | No. |
| 1:40.3 | And, yes. |
| 1:42.3 | And they have guys that go around in cars that like men in black. |
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