Ep 95: Green Boots

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 97 minutes

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The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys (from Desus & Mero on Viceland) are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Special episode recorded at Promedia studio in NYC This week: Mountains, Whips, weather, Trump calling places shitholes washed video game references and more!

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0:00.0	Mr President, Mr President, do you have any response to the, you being quoted as saying,
0:08.3	why do we let people from all these shit-hole countries in here?
0:11.1	Do you have any response to that?
0:12.6	Actually, I do.
0:14.7	The problem is that you people don't understand grammar and semantics.
0:18.3	What I meant by shit-hole countries is countries where people actually shit inside holes.
0:22.6	You know, like most of Africa and countries where people speak Spanish and Asian languages.
0:26.3	That's what I meant.
0:27.3	I wasn't being rationally insensitive at all.
0:29.0	You people, that's snowflakes, you understand?
0:31.0	I'm going to be reminding a Ben Barson out here to explain further how you're doing.
0:35.5	What he meant was that genetically people who shit on the ground are far less advanced
0:41.4	than those that shit in plumbing systems.
0:44.3	So what's going on?
0:45.3	Excuse me.
0:46.3	Get off my, get off my, Ben, you're ruining everything.
0:51.9	You're ruining everything.
0:52.9	Hi, I'm Donald Trump's legal attorney, Saul Goodstein.
0:57.1	I'm here to tell you guys.
0:58.5	Please fuck off.
0:59.5	None of this is admissible in court.
1:00.5	You're harassing my client.
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