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Cut & Retie

Ep. 95 - Break Out The Jaws Of Midlife

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

This week, movie nerds and podcasters Dave Maccar and Tom Margaretta white-knuckle it 33 miles through angry seas and rental late fees, we explain why a bloody shark movie is perfect for children, fail to hit the broad side of a Megalodon with our harpoon guns, and tie an extra barrel on our college book bags. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Whether it's painted on a musky glide bait, trout spoon, or walleye jerk bait,

0:05.0

Fire Tiger has been fooling the meanest predators for decades.

0:09.0

Now, Old Town is paying homage to this legendary lore pattern by putting it on their Sportsman Autopilot.

0:16.0

The limited edition Fire Tiger color is available on the Sportsman Autopilot 120 and Autopilot 136,

0:23.6

two kayaks made for anglers as aggressive as the color itself, and featuring a 45-pound

0:29.0

thrustman coat of motor, remote steering, and spotlock technology.

0:33.5

If you're really ready to stand out on the water, visit Oldtown Canoe.com slash cut and retie

0:39.3

to learn more about the sportsman autopilot fire tiger.

0:48.0

Dave McCar and I have shark fished, seriously shark fished together.

0:53.4

One time, in what was probably one of the most

0:56.1

horrendous days I ever had on my own boat ever. So the tape I had was Jaws, Rambo 2, and Coon.

1:05.8

Ah. So if my dumb ass rewound too far trying to watch Rambo 2 I got to see the end of jaws

1:11.7

and see Quinn get eaten

1:13.2

you wanted to see the dude with like the long

1:16.0

he looks like a roadie for the almond brothers

1:18.2

and he's got a gun in one hand

1:19.4

and 12 pack in the other

1:20.7

come on man cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.

1:33.6

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people that look like a kiddie-s-cissor class cut them up for paper dolls.

1:40.7

And welcome to Cut and Retire, the fishing podcast that doesn't need this. It doesn't need need this working class hero crap. Hey, I'm Joe Sirmeli. Happy Friday boys and fair Spanish ladies.

1:50.0

Requirements today include you not forgetting the color TV in the case of apricot brandy.

1:54.6

Geez, I hope that most of you are sniffing what I'm chumming here, because in case you're not, like if you're completely lost right now, first of all, that's a shame and I feel bad for you.

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