Plays radio network and now chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

So the Dallas Morning News reports that a mini massage device was given to city employees

and now it's being mistaken as a sex toy.

Now my reply to that is so however apparently there are workers who are now coming forward

complaining that it resembles a sex toy and some are considering filing a formal complaint.

If you file a former complaint, a formal complaint with the city, if you go out of your way

to go down to city hall and file a formal complaint over a gift that you got that's

a mini massage device and you're upset because it's mistakenly a sex toy to you because

I'm sure no one will ever use it for a sex toy.

You should be fired immediately.

The city of Dallas should just say, get out, you no longer work for us.

Now that's not going to happen, but that's what should happen because how about a thank you?

Welcome to chewing the fat.

So those of you that listen to the show know that I live in DFW, Dallas and technically

I live in Fort Worth.

Fort Worth I think is probably larger than the state of Delaware, the city limits because

I mean that's just monstrous.

I mean, DFW Airport, you taxi in about 10 different counties.

You land in one county and by the time you get to the terminal you've gone through about

10 different counties, but you're still in Fort Worth.

Anyway.

So you know that I live in Fort Worth and so I wake up to see a headline of mega million

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