presumptive former Democrat president Joe Biden is laughing off the idea that he needs to take a

cognitive test to see if that stuff dribbling out of the side of his mouth could be his brains.

Speaking to an imaginary interviewer who had him trapped in a corner of his basement, Biden said,

quote, come on, man, I can pass a cognitive test as easily as blue-guine of Falteroon.

Or, you know, that thing, whatever it is that you do, whenever you can do something really easily,

like passing whatever it is we were just talking about. But maybe I shouldn't have said that.

I'll have to ask my wife, now why don't you just disappear back into my mind and stop asking me all

these questions. Unquote. The issue arose after Biden made yet another racial gaff this time telling

her a reporter for NPR that black people all think the same way. Later, Biden issued a correction

saying quote, come on, man, when I said black people all think the same way, I didn't mean they all

think the same way. I just meant it was hard for me to tell which one of them was speaking because

they all look so much alike. Except the ones who won't vote for me because they ain't black.

And that tricky way they change color makes me suspect they're up to something. Or maybe that's

the Jews. I can't remember because they look pretty similar too. But the point is someone is

definitely conspiring against me and what I'm president believe you me. I'm going to get on my

elephant and track them down. Or maybe that's not an elephant. I'm a little confused because I was

taking one of those cognitive tests and boy, oh boy, it was harder than blue-guine of Falteroon.

Unquote. Meanwhile, Biden continues to search for a vice president and it has reportedly narrowed

the choices down to the communist, the nasty communist, and the liar. He promises to choose quickly

so people know who they're actually voting for. Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the

Andrew Klavin show.

All right, we are back blue-guine of Falteroon.

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