Ep 941: Sudafed D | Comedy Quick Hits with Opie
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My wife said we got to bring him in to the doctor's office. This is where you guys |
| 0:03.3 | grew late and every fucking parent out there. I'm like, oh, we're all getting sick now. |
| 0:06.7 | Yep, we got to go to the doctor's office in the middle of winter. That's a guarantee you're going to |
| 0:11.5 | you're going to have something in two three days |
| 0:13.7 | guarantee I go don't touch anything in here. |
| 0:18.6 | The fucking kids I sit away from all kids again. |
| 0:22.6 | I don't touch any kids, |
| 0:23.6 | I'm in those toys in the office, |
| 0:24.8 | in the doctor's office, no. |
| 0:26.3 | Then my wife's at the doctor's with my daughter now |
| 0:29.9 | because we think she might be getting a strap. So I'm like don't fucking touch anything. |
| 0:34.8 | Yes you don't touch anything at the doctor's office. |
| 0:38.8 | Because I'm sick in my suit of fed dick. I didn't see that coming. |
| 0:47.0 | I want to be able to feel my dick again. |
| 0:50.0 | You can't feel your dick on the suit of bed? |
| 0:52.0 | How much suit of fen are you taking? You can't fill your dick on the sunup bad? |
| 0:53.0 | How much shoot the better you take? |
| 0:55.0 | You know you're going to take it orally right here today. |
| 0:58.0 | He's taking it beanily. |
| 1:00.0 | Stuffing sunepeds in his whole. My right nostril until about an hour ago was just pouring. |
| 1:08.0 | So, pouring. |
| 1:10.0 | You just mentioned 30 years of my life. |
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