You're joking, right?

Well, I'm trying to be hopeful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about that.

Well, I guess you're too young to be a little pessimistic like me.

The fucking things I see at there, people are stupid.

All right, everyone get up their phones.

Single Bryce is back on the prowl.

Should I not announce that? Well, you're on Hinge right now. Hinge. That's what it's called. You were just looking at my phone and we were talking. I don't know what that stuff is. That's the dating. Dad, you don't need to go on Facebook. I'm just closed that. I don't like the numbers. My OCD shit kicks me.

That's what I'm dead serious.

You know I don't like that. Bryce is back on hinge. So ladies, is this the Patreon? No. No. Oh, then leave it on. Why? Because his ex is very nice and we don't want to. It is nothing to do with that. But you'll probably hear. Owns you have a right to go out of course But I

If I

I ended a relationship with somebody else, I wouldn't want to hear. And she's a nice girl. I wouldn't hear publicly that they're back looking for the post for sure. Jesus Christ. Said it purposely like that to be cringy. I said it purposefully. Said it pusfully. can you get that one little thing any tickets the other side left side there you go

that's actually Injee. I said it purposefully. Said it posthfully. Can you get that one little thing?

Any teeth?

The other side,

left side. There you go. That's actually a good deal. What are your hinge parameters right now? It has parameters. What's here? What's wrong with my hair? He's got the little twirl. My hair looks weird too. I want to let me wear a hat on the podcast. My, like my parameters, I have my hinge,

for those who don't know if you're living under Iraq.

Explain to me what hinge is. wear a hat on the podcast. My, like my parameters, I have my hinge,

hinge for those who don't know if you're living under Iraq. Explain to me what hinge is. I know it's day and that, but how do they all differ? Like, which way is hinge a normal one? Hinge is the best one. It's very normal. For some reason, it just has good people on it. Sit in line with us. You know why it's called hinge? I actually have no idea.

You want to know why?

Because it hinges on something.

Because he wanted something that was one syllable. And he was sitting in his room thinking about what he should name his company. And he looked at the door hinge. And he was like, hinge. And he was like, all right, we can. The creative Hinge. And he was like, we'll change it later. And they never changed it. It's the biggest one. How crazy is that? It's the biggest dating app. The story behind Hinge, okay, you know, what's that, the Amazon TV show about people like falling in love? They were written by those newspaper columnist. Modern Love. Modern Love. Have you seen the episode? Yes, but Deppatelle.

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