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Once again, the black, ghoul haunted mist

of the clavin-less weekend swirls around our feet,

rising like a tide of living darkness

and plunging the three days before us

into a fathomless obscurity alleviated only

by lightning strikes of pure terror.

On the bright side, I might have time to take in a movie.

But as we approach the perilous depths of clavin-less unknowing,

there's still time to look back behind us

at the smoking wreckage of the week just past

and assess the damage.

We see, for instance, that Andrew Breitbart's dream

of creating a news operation

that would challenge the mainstream media

...