Ep. 94 - Ice Ice Baby

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Comedy

5 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Pat was out of town for meetings pertaining to his new booth gig with ESPN's Thursday Night College Football, so the boys held it down in his absence. They kicked things off with a phone call to comedian Rich Ragains and then debated the tough topics that other podcasts are afraid to touch. Topics like crushed ice cubes vs, whole cubes, frozen margs vs on-the-rocks, bone-in wings vs boneless, and right side vs left side of the bed. They also played Fact or Fiction and answered 3 outstanding listener questions.

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0:00.0	It's not cold in here. It's a good hard count.
0:02.0	With this cold. Yeah. It's amazing.
0:05.0	Yeah, it's just reminding me I actually have nipples.
0:09.0	Yeah, guys have nipples.
0:10.0	You do forget about nipples sometimes, don't you?
0:12.0	As a dude, you do forget about nipples.
0:14.0	Hey, fucker, I have nipples.
0:16.0	Until you're fucking, until you're shirtless and bed,
0:18.0	and you're dumb ass dog fucking steps on it and drags your nails across it.
0:22.0	Why are we so vulnerable on that level?
0:24.0	Then you remember that you have nipples very quickly.
0:26.0	I think I shaved my nipple off one time.
0:28.0	Really? Yeah.
0:30.0	What do you think? Like the ballpark.
0:32.0	The ballpark. Why are you shaving your your shaving your chest?
0:34.0	Yeah. Oh, really?
0:35.0	Do you shave chests all the time?
0:37.0	Not recently.
0:38.0	He didn't at the pool.
0:39.0	No.
0:40.0	I wasn't staring at Zito's fucking chest because he's fucking golden brown skin.
0:43.0	He was like, he had both of his nipples too.
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