Joe Biden has announced that if he's elected president, he will call for $7 trillion in new spending

on some damn thing or other. In a speech delivered to a cobweb that had developed between a corner

of the basement ceiling and his forehead, Biden announced the bold plan entitled,

Marching Toward a Brave, You Know The Thing. Biden told a passing pair of legs at the

basement window that the enduring problems caused by systemic whatever have caused to continue

decline in America's ability to do that stuff he'd been talking about before his attention,

drifted last week, or maybe it was back in March. Biden said he wasn't willing to settle for

the sort of small measures that had been used by that other guy, or even the guy before him,

or maybe it was after him because he was no longer sure which guy he'd been talking about,

but it was the one who took the small measures that he wasn't willing to settle for

in order to cure whatever problem it was he'd been addressing. And while new spending of $7 trillion

dollars would definitely mean a large rise in taxes that would bring the economy to a standstill,

it would be worth it for the change it would bring about in the absolutely crucial area that he

may have been referring to unless he meant something else. Biden said he hoped to spend at least

four of the $7 trillion on day one of his presidency before his nap. In later remarks to

a stain on the basement wall that sometimes looked like a spider and other times see more to

resemble those elephant-like nightmares from the Winnie the Pooh stories, Biden said he would

continue to be his own man unless he was someone else's and would not be pressured to do anything

he remembered not wanting to do unless he forgot and did it anyway. The news media

hailed the new spending plan saying it would be absolutely terrific by the time they finished it.

Trigger Warning I'm Andrew Clayvin. This is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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