4.6 • 668 Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2018
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Welp, here we are. A new high? A new low? A new pie? A new dough? YOU DECIDE, KIDS. But this week, we're talking about David Huggins, who claims to have lost his virginity to an alien named Crescent when he was 17. He's now in his 70s, living in New Jersey and making hundreds of paintings documenting his experiences.
Spencer recently watched the documentary Love and Saucers, which tells the David Huggins story. We also talk about going to the doctor, Planet Earth II, and iguanas falling out of trees.
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, Spencer here. Ryan is sick, so unfortunately we weren't able to record our episode for this week, but we have pulled out a very special episode from our archives for you. So enjoy you. |
0:12.0 | Oh, hi, thanks for checking in. I'm still a piece of garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage. Garbage Garbage |
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0:27.6 | Just chilling for the people that spent some cash |
0:30.6 | Uh |
0:31.6 | I'm feeling like a piece of trash |
0:33.6 | Hey |
0:34.6 | My name's Ryan K |
0:35.6 | I'm here to say that Spence Spencer pounds on pads like every day. |
0:40.8 | Yeah, we talk about aliens and UFOs. Try to make the people scream. Never say, oh no. Uh, |
0:49.6 | they only say, oh yes, because everything we speak, every yabber is fresh is the what if podcast. |
0:58.1 | Hey, bro. |
0:58.7 | What's up, man? |
1:00.9 | Cool raps. |
1:01.7 | Thanks, cool beats. |
1:03.0 | Thanks, dude. |
1:04.0 | It's almost like we do this every once in a while. |
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