My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important.

Today on This Is Important, I am balding, this is a wig.

Dude, I suck so bad, I just had like balls ricocheting off my throat.

Stick with it, stick with it, you know, just stick with it.

You trust these guys, you trust their taste, stick with it, it's gonna pan out.

It's gonna be good.

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