All right, all right, you pieces of garbage. I know most of you from Kansas,

some Missouri, some other state that doesn't have two airports. I'm going to need

you guys to step behind the barrier. Wow, welcome to the time square. Welcome to

the time square. The boy NYPD. Yes, fucking cops in the world. That's right. This is your

boy officer, Pajudo and the mother fucking building. I'm your boy Joseph.

Serrillo. That's right. And that's where the generations in. Yeah, it's a

lies matter. I don't hear about that black lives matter. Anyway, we're here to

tell you about some safety and precautions for being in time square. A New York

city. A New Year's Eve. First of all, first and foremostly, you cannot move from

the position that you're currently in. If you are from out of state, you should have

won a diaper because you can't use the bathroom or else you're going to piss on yourself.

It's 20 degrees below zero. Your urine was going to freeze to your leg and you'll

get hypotermia. Also, ladies, I hope you wore some stocking because

tonight your church is going to be frozen. It's going to be frozen church. It's not

going to be put like a heating pad on that if you're trying to, you know, you've

tried to get the balls to drop. It's like the Puerto Rican broad. I fucking

a weekend. She got the frozen back allowing the freezer. That's what your

church is going to look like. You got to put it out, you know, put some water in it.

Let's soak the soil out. All right. My guys, you allow the piss outside now.

It's cool. If you're white, if you're brown, stay down. Stay down.

Put your underground. You know what it is. You know what it is, pals? It's always

really ony time when that ball drops. That's absolutely right. And let me tell you

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