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Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

Ep. 93 | I Am Jakob

Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

conspiracysocialclub

Comedy

4.61.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Sam and Bryan celebrate Sam's day of birth and 100 episodes of Conspiracy Social Club. They look back on how many Ls Bryan has taken and talk lizard demon sculptures in the Vatican, Garland vs. Cruz, and the merits of Gender Studies of which there are none.

New episodes and video twice a week at https://rokfin.com/conspiracysocialclub

Dates at https://samtripoli.com and https://www.bryancallen.com

Merch at https://akadeepwaters.com/

Transcript

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0:00.0

When people ask, is everything in conspiracy, the answer is yes. Who and what is controlling everything and what?

0:10.4

They they practice sorcery. I can't argue against magic.

0:15.9

I don't know what it is that we live on, but I believe it's around. This round that we live in is the

0:22.7

lowest level of heaven, highest level of hell.

0:27.6

Chicken snake gods and the Anunnaki and sorcery. If Sam says the chicken snake god is running

0:34.0

everything, I'm literally in the world of crazy. I'm winning. Who's it?

0:41.8

Conspiracy social club, AK, deep waters, waters. First of all, I want to say happy birthday,

0:48.4

one of my favorite people on the planet. Sam tripling. How interesting that it's on our on our

0:55.2

hundredth episode. Sam's got a little coldy-poldy, like I had the other day. Yes.

1:00.7

And there's nothing that it sucks when you wake up with a cold. Now what I do when I have sickness

1:06.0

is I go, I drink baby blood. I drink baby blood. As you know, I have babies that are they're run

1:14.3

away. So don't worry. And in fact, I always go to the fire stations and all the churches and I go,

1:20.4

if you have a baby that's been abandoned, I'll take it. And then I put a straw in it. There's a

1:27.0

straw. There's a part of it. Do you do like a coconut just right at the top? Yeah, but the baby

1:31.1

won't die. You just drink a little blood in the baby's fire. Oh, Jeffrey Dahmer? Yeah, no, but I'm

1:35.0

a really sweet one. So, but baby blood. And then what I do is when I'm sick, I like to I like to

1:41.6

observe. I remove myself from my physicality. Oh, interesting. Are you astral projecting?

1:48.1

I'm more zen. I'm actually becoming more and more of a monk. And I'll tell you something else.

1:54.7

Shall it? Have you seen Midnight Mass on Netflix? Midnight Mass. Oh, yeah. Oh, you mean

2:00.7

Duncan's show? No, no, this is a show about, well, it's about, it's Stephen King,

2:09.4

Adapt from two Stephen King novels. Have you seen it Dylan?

2:13.3

It's scary as fuck, man. It's this island. And let's just say an angel or a demon or something.

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