Ep 93: Fairy Bread for the Masses
International Waters
Maximum Fun
4.7 • 782 Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2017
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, everybody. |
| 0:01.1 | I'm Dave Holmes. |
| 0:01.8 | Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that usually pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale. |
| 0:10.2 | I drove in today and there was a Donald Trump press conference and I didn't listen to it. |
| 0:15.9 | And I've never felt more alive. |
| 0:18.4 | I feel super relaxed. |
| 0:20.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:21.3 | Like, I'll hear about it. |
| 0:22.7 | I'll get the headlines or whatever. |
| 0:25.5 | Did anybody hear it? |
| 0:26.5 | How did he do? |
| 0:27.2 | No. |
| 0:27.8 | Was he gentle? |
| 0:28.5 | I thought we all skipped it. |
| 0:29.7 | I was too busy listening to stuff about him. |
| 0:32.6 | I can't do him in real time. |
| 0:33.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.1 | I can't either. |
| 0:34.5 | So I hear the play-by-play from earlier. Right. Yeah, I heard like just the headline train wreck, and I was happy. |
| 0:40.5 | If it's dumps to fire or train wreck, I'm done. |
| 0:43.1 | Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:43.9 | That's so many headlines right now, too. |
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