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International Waters

Ep 93: Fairy Bread for the Masses

International Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Trivia, Society & Culture, Pop Culture, Comedy, Improv

4.7782 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

April Richardson, Greg Behrendt, Darren Hayes and David Smithyman join Dave Holmes for a very special Aussie vs American episode of International Waters. They talk sexy sci-fi songs, the wacky antics of Florida/Australia Man, and relive terrible haircut memories.   April Richardson is on tour all over the country and recommends you watch Sing Street. Greg Behrendt wants to plug his tour and recommends Taboo with Tom Hardy. Darren Hayes wants to plug his show at the Hollywood Improv and recommends The Way Way Back. David Smithyman wants to plug Fresh Off the Boat and recommends Ali Wong's Baby Cobra. And finally, Dave Holmes is on Twitter @DaveHolmes and hosts his live quiz show, The Friday Forty at LA's Meltdown Theatre on the second Friday of every month. Dave would like to recommend Neal Brennan's special, 3 Mics and Detroiters on Comedy Central. You can let us know what you think of International Waters and suggest guests through our Facebook group or on Twitter. Written by Sarah Morgan and Riley Silverman, recorded at MaxFunHQ in LA, produced by Jennifer Marmor, Christian Dueñas, and Laura Swisher.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, everybody.

0:01.1

I'm Dave Holmes.

0:01.8

Welcome to International Waters, the transatlantic panel show that usually pits American and British comedians against each other in a pop culture battle royale.

0:10.2

I drove in today and there was a Donald Trump press conference and I didn't listen to it.

0:15.9

And I've never felt more alive.

0:18.4

I feel super relaxed.

0:20.3

Oh, my God.

0:21.3

Like, I'll hear about it.

0:22.7

I'll get the headlines or whatever.

0:25.5

Did anybody hear it?

0:26.5

How did he do?

0:27.2

No.

0:27.8

Was he gentle?

0:28.5

I thought we all skipped it.

0:29.7

I was too busy listening to stuff about him.

0:32.6

I can't do him in real time.

0:33.8

Yeah.

0:34.1

I can't either.

0:34.5

So I hear the play-by-play from earlier. Right. Yeah, I heard like just the headline train wreck, and I was happy.

0:40.5

If it's dumps to fire or train wreck, I'm done.

0:43.1

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:43.9

That's so many headlines right now, too.

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