It is a fact universally known that the contract of I'll do absolutely anything for you becomes

null and void once the one professing undying devotion is shamelessly jilted.

At least, one would suppose.

P.G. Woodhouse

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Today's story is another in the series of PG Woodhouse short stories found in the volume My Man Jeeves.

Reggie is at it again. I hope you like it.

And now, Doing Clarence A Bit of good by PG Woodhouse. Have you ever thought about?

When I say thought about?

When I say thought about, I mean really carefully consider the question of

the coolness, the cheek, or if you prefer it, the goal with which woman as a sex fairly bursts I have by Jove.

But then I've had it thrust on my notice by George in a way I should imagine has happened to pretty few fellows, and the limit was reached

by that business of the Yieldsley Venus.

To make you understand the full, what do you call it of the situation, I shall have to explain just how matters stood

between Mrs Yeardsley and myself when I first knew her she was Elizabeth Schulebred

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