Ep 924: Opie and Anthony tapes - John Valby kicked out of Steinway & Sons

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🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Join the charismatic and quirky pianist John Valby as he brings his unique blend of humor and musical talent to the prestigious Steinway & Sons studio. Dressed in Disney attire and sipping on a Budweiser, John's presence alone stirs up the atmosphere. When he realizes he's left his keyboard behind, hosts Opie and Anthony, encourage him to use one of Steinway's finest pianos. What starts as a playful escapade quickly turns into a memorable performance as John, despite his disheveled appearance and the faint aroma of alcohol, delivers a beautifully wholesome tune. However, the fun takes an unexpected turn when John decides to play a song that shocks the Steinway staff, leading to an uproar and ultimately, their eviction from the premises. Watch as humor, music, and mischief collide in this unforgettable episode. Don't miss out on the laughter and the tunes!

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0:00.0	Hey, why is there a homeless guy walking around the XM satellite radio offices?
0:04.0	Who? What are you talking about? Hope, what's going on?
0:07.0	Oh, that's John Valby? Is he drinking too?
0:10.0	He brought booze with him and he
0:17.4	Promise he didn't bring his keyboard are you kidding me? I'm dead seriously He put that the whole reason he's here. I know I told the reason he brought it CD
0:21.7	What the hell is that gonna do? He he told me the other day he'd bring his keyboard and then he saw that we're in the
0:26.3	Steinway building so he assumed we had a piano that's what he just told me but I think he's
0:32.2	can we go perform last night?
0:34.0	We should go do a remote down with the piano down.
0:37.0	I'm sure they'd love that.
0:38.0	Yeah, try to set that up.
0:40.0	Set up John Valby in front of one of those really nice Steinways and see the horror on everyone's faces.
0:45.0	He performed last night in Jersey.
0:48.0	This show stinks. We can't get anything going.
0:50.0	Why would we want John Valby on the air without his uh...
0:53.5	We can play his CDs.
0:55.1	Yeah, we could do that. They're playing it when we go to breaks.
0:57.5	We need them in here with his keyboard.
0:59.2	What is he gonna do? Play a CD and then go, yeah, that's me?
1:01.6	Yeah. You know what he told me said he wants to see
1:03.8	a carpella all right that could actually be funny.
1:06.8	Oohh aye a not known for his voice. Ah! He didn't bring a keyboard!
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