5 • 7.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2019
⏱️ 114 minutes
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The boys really went for it today. They talked about old cartoons, crazy things they did in high school, what it takes to make it to the top of your field, crooked money managers, yard animals, Eddie Murphy's return to standup, SNL vs In Living Color, Todd told an old bank robbery story, they played Fact or Fiction and ended things with a tribute to Robin Williams.
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0:00.0 | Yeah |
0:19.6 | Here we welcome the heartland radio 2.0 it's Wednesday July 24th |
0:26.6 | Feel pretty good about it. Mm-hmm. It's what you may start it off right? |
0:30.0 | Walk up a decent hour. Huh, huh. It's like all right. It's cool outside. Maybe I'll get something dumb if I go to work. Okay, I get to the the mud room |
0:40.5 | You see one of those movies like |
0:43.4 | like when like a lot of flash of light happens and then all the kids disappear |
0:49.6 | So imagine my mud room is like some kind of local county fair or something and there were a bunch of kids |
0:55.4 | Or ice cream cones and then the light flash all the kids are gone and there's just like little piles of melted chocolate ice cream everywhere |
1:02.6 | That's what my mud room looked like |
1:04.6 | With dog shit the great day sick again sick again |
1:07.7 | And it is drop little muddy piles |
1:11.8 | Like yeah, poor guy was going for the back door back and forth |
1:14.8 | I just kept pacing and dropping while I was pacing |
1:18.2 | But yeah, it was not good all in the time between when my lady leaves for work and when I got up |
1:24.7 | So it's about an hour and a half window there where he just let it go. What if instead of the cow patty bingo |
1:32.1 | We let your great-dango backer two shit. We were talking like 20 20 numbers. He hits |
1:37.9 | It's an hour and a half time to spray that thing |
1:41.2 | Well, it's very very very entertaining. So what were you playing on doing before the before the mud room shit? |
1:47.8 | I don't know I had enough time really. I was like this shit |
1:50.1 | I could probably knock out Moan or something |
1:52.1 | I mean like I was feeling productive middle of America get a workout |
1:56.8 | Nothing like waking up to just a couple of fresh piles of shit right in your face |
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