Ep. 92: "Born on a Ball"
Roderick on the Line
Merlin Mann
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2013
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
The Problem: A snowstorm of quotation marks.
Programming note: Hey, come out to see John & Merlin live at SF Sketchfest in January.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. Hey John. I'm |
| 0:05.0 | I'm Merlin. How's it going? |
| 0:08.0 | It's going pretty well. Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah. Yeah. I've just been on the internet this morning arguing about |
| 0:16.4 | the Beatles with some dingolings. Hmm. I want to hear about that. I thought you were explaining |
| 0:20.8 | the universe to your daughter today. |
| 0:22.6 | Oh well I started doing that and then it made me think that I needed that what was more important |
| 0:27.6 | was to straighten out some dingolings on the topic of obedience top of the beatings. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah, I was trying to, you know, I got the globe out. |
| 0:37.0 | She said, where does the sun go? |
| 0:40.0 | And that seemed like a reasonable question. So I got the globe out and I got a |
| 0:47.0 | baseball and I said here's the earth and here's where we live and the moon goes around the earth like this baseball. But the sun and |
| 0:57.2 | then I took a headlamp and I put the headlamp on and I stood far away from the |
| 1:02.3 | globe and I was pointing the headlamp at Seattle and I said, |
| 1:06.0 | when the sun shines on Seattle, it's because it's a big fiery ball that's far away, but then the globe turns and you're you don't see the |
| 1:18.5 | sun because it's on the other side but then the baseball of the moon can always see the sun and so the baseball and then I'm |
| 1:25.8 | shining the headlamp on the baseball. I'm like see Seattle's in the dark but the |
| 1:30.3 | baseball can see the sun. |
| 1:34.0 | And then she said, why do we live on a ball? |
| 1:39.0 | And I felt like that was a really good question. |
| 1:42.0 | And the more I thought about it the less I even had a |
| 1:47.8 | pithy answer for why we live on a ball and eventually I said we were born on a ball. |
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