Hey everyone. You're finally listening to heaving bosoms. The podcast were two gal pals, read romance novels, and gush over them from a sex-positive feminist lady love perspective.

Well, usually. Today we're switching that up a little. Let's start off by giving some

love to one of our amazing patrons. Crystal T, you are a splinter cat, a ferocious feline legend of the Pacific Northwest that has incredible

speed, can fly, and has an uncrackable skull. You basically fly at top speed into trees to knock

raccoons and bees out so that you can gnome on raccoon meat and honey. There's a bad

rumor that splinter cats are mean and very moody. Lumberjacks are advised to never

approach a splinter cat in a bad mood and leave gifts of food when in doubt.

It's not the best reputation we know, but hey, men leave you

alone except to give you free food. If you don't want that gig, we'll take it.

I have to say, y'all are really showing up for this Patreon fundraiser.

In case you haven't heard, we're doubling all new and increased pledges for the months of June and July and donating them to the Yellowhammer

fund.

Our donation is up to a whopping $1,160. I can't even, I'm so excited. Thank you so much to each and every one of you for

supporting us for supporting our southern sisters and for generally showing up.

We want to work even harder to deserve your generosity.

And when things get hard, this amazing community is what keeps me motivated personally. I'm just

floored. Okay for reasons we'll explain in the episode we've got something a

little different for you today.

Aaron and I watched a little Netflix gem called

Always Be My Maybe, and we tell you all about it.

Here we go.

am ready to go. Somebody dappo do da da please keep that okay

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