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I'm just waiting for an executive order to hear that that's our new national anthem

it's not actually funny like it's you know it's not ha ha funny Like it's, you know, it's not ha-ha funny.

It's like, ah, funny.

You know, it's kind of like that.

Guys, I didn't, listen, I didn't know that I was going to end up living in the society of my favorite movie franchise.

Okay?

If I knew that that was the case i would have picked a

different franchise okay i didn't know that the devil lied what i did a blood what i did when me

and the devil were hanging out and he cut my uh palm open and i drip blood into his mouth and we had

we had a sexual experience but it was no big deal.

And it was neither here. And I don't know what we are, but you know what I'm saying. He hasn't

posted me on his Instagram yet, which is fucking bullshit. But I'll listen, all I know is that what

he told me, regardless of whether or not he's posted me on my Instagram, right? Because he says he

doesn't post everybody posts all of his friends. And that's fucking, that's fucking bullshit.

The devil isn't even proud of me.

No, but when I made the deal with the devil, I would have picked a different society.

I wouldn't have picked the empire.

Well, at least, hopefully, hopefully, I'm hopeful, obviously that it's not, right?

That we're not moving that way.

But, you know, this is comedy.

This is fun.

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