Ep 91: We go Full GOBLIN MODE

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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In This Episode: Christian tries his absolute best to keep us on schedule while reading some stories about, a person getting caught going Goblin Mode, a mother in law wants to know if they are the A-hole for trying to throw a party for her new grandson, a Listener wants to know if they are the A-hole for refusing to buy dinner for her mother in law, and finally a wife finds her husband has been collecting sealed jars of..... Also for this weeks Circle Jerdge we go over some of the internets HOTTEST takes. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-judgies-podcast/ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 #Judgies #GoblinMode #AITA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello boys, girls and imbees, and welcome back to a wonderful episode of the judges' podcast
0:29.7	My name is John. My name is Erica. And my name is Christopher. And we are the John G's. That's right. Here we are in beautiful sunny
0:43.2	Claus Angeles, California. No. Oh, I'm sorry. Illinois. Close enough. Yeah, the opposite of Los Angeles. Correct. It's the other long state guys. I would
0:55.4	Find his long, right? It's tall. But like Tennessee is probably longer because it's thin. What I feel like
1:03.8	When you look at California on a map. Yeah, you go. Wow. That's a long state. Yeah. I would not call it a tall state. Why?
1:12.1	I mean, I understand why you're saying tall. Yeah, because he's not tall. And he gets
1:17.6	He's got to like say other things are tall so that he feels tall. Yeah, so like California is tall
1:22.3	So like in the grand scheme we're all kind of short, right? It's actually called
1:26.6	California. Hmm. Yeah. I know that I know that red hot chili pepper song. Yeah. Yeah. Danny
1:32.3	California. Yeah. It's all about that telephoronication. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that what you guys call it when you have sex is
1:39.9	Telephoronication? Yes. How did you know that? Were you spying on us? The fucking flea told me. What?
1:47.9	He was he swore to secrecy. Yeah, he let the flea out of the bag in a way. I was doing a right up on the plague today
1:56.0	So just in general. Yeah. Why? Oh, somebody asked me to create a fact sheet about plague
2:01.7	Like bubonic or actually new monic
2:05.2	Newmonic plague. Yeah, that's where it sounds like it sounds easier to remember. You do a little
2:12.0	You do a little rhythm in your head to help you remember it. Yeah, the newmonic plague
2:17.3	Like a newmonic device. I understand what you're saying. Okay
2:21.3	But no, no. That was an infectious disease joke technically
2:25.6	You have to legally laugh. You legally have to laugh at that. You're fired if you don't
2:30.3	You can't fire me. Your job's on the line, Erica. I'll give it shit. I'll quit all my jobs and speaking of Erica's job
2:37.4	I hear you get a little story for the past. Oh my gosh. Okay
2:41.3	So as y'all probably know, I am pregnant
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