Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, GO, a very special J.J. GO, featuring Jordan, Jesse,

shirt, and of course the great Michelle Balloon, as well as much discussion of the gig squad.

Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO. I am Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Special guest on today's program, Jordan.

Wow, awesome. Isn't this amazing?

It's great to have a special guest.

This is a really special opportunity, I would say.

It's a special opportunity to have a special guest.

I plan to grab this opportunity by the balls.

I am not letting this slide away.

Carpe Diem, that's what I say.

If you have a special opportunity, you're making carpe guests.

Ultimately what you're looking at in the Latin joke that I made.

I thought it was good.

Thank you.

Michelle Balloon.

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