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From MediaDuz World News Headquarters in Boseman, Montana, this is Cal's We Can Review

with Ryan Cal Calan.

Now, here's Cal.

If you recall that great old John Prine song, The Jet Set, which may be a commentary

on how the other half-lives kind of broken down in terms of the jet set, the old Chevrolet

set.

Well, recently in Rome, New York, not to be confused with Rome, Georgia, a man who was openly

barbecuing a canine was approached by a police officer to enforce New York State Animal

Cruelty laws.

The man's meal was confiscated in a violation as pending on whether the test results come

back positive for domestic dog or wild canine.

No word on whether the meal is being kept frozen while the results are out, but the

Rome Police Department did confirm that there are no missing animals that fit the description

of the one on the grill.

For those of you wondering, the grill master belongs in the old Chevrolet set category.

His Bach and Chikowski is Haggard and Husky.

What I'm saying is, his steak and martinis is clam beer with weenies.

I'm confident it won't be clam beer with ween or dogs.

But ain't we got love?

Colorado Parks and Wildlife in conjunction with three members of the Loveland Colorado

Fire Department, Fished Cow Elk out of an outdoor pool in Loveland, Colorado, which is how

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