Ep.91: TEENS!

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2015

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa make predictions about what life will be like when our kids become teens (...our conversation quickly turns to porn). Plus, Biz poses the question, "Which is worse: when your partner has a hard time with the kids, or when he says they had a blast?" Theresa finds a way to make early mornings marginally better, and we hear an amazing listener-call-in fail involving a small child with a fake moustache. Dr. Jennifer Wider returns to give us advice on dealing with teens and talks about her latest book, Got Teens?: The Doctor Moms’ Guide to Sexuality, Social Media, and Other Adolescent Realities.

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.4	This week on One Bad Mother, it's Teen Week. We make the same ridiculous predictions about how we'll deal with
0:24.3	teens that we did before we had babies. Plus we get advice on talking to
0:28.5	teens about the awkward stuff with one of our favorite guests Dr. Jennifer Weider.
0:33.0	Whoo! Ting Week!
0:37.0	I'm so fucking excited.
0:39.0	I'm kind of frightened.
0:40.0	It is terrifying.
0:41.0	It's really kind of scary.
0:43.0	Let's just not have teens. Okay.
0:45.0	Good. That's a decision.
0:47.0	Can we not have toddlers either?
0:48.0	Can we just go from like cute little babies?
0:52.0	To like, I guess like seven, people like seven year olds a lot.
0:55.4	Yeah, that's what I hear.
0:56.6	So we'll go to seven.
0:58.3	Then we'll just skip on ahead to like best friends now that we're all adults.
1:01.7	Yes, perfect.
1:03.0	Okay.
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