Once again this weekend, the women marched.

And once again, they had nothing to say.

We will dismantle the women's march point by point.

Then, Ali Stucky and Amber Athe joined the panel of deplorables

to discuss feminism, the 45th anniversary of Roe v Wade,

the pointless government shutdown,

how technology is leading to unhappiness,

and further evidence that Donald Trump

is boosting the global economy.

I'm Michael Knowles, and this is the Michael Knowles Show.

So by what I have to assume is divine providence.

I spent the women's march in pre-Knaa marriage counseling

with my fiance, sweet little Alisa,

actually sitting next to a guy named Jesus.

I turned to my right, and there's a guy just named Jesus.

He pronounced it differently,

but sitting right there in pre-marriage counseling.

So while the shrieking harp is yelled about nothing downtown,

I learned about how women actually are empowered,

and I just wanted to share a few takeaways,

because it was pretty good.

So one, while feminism preaches about the equality of the sexes,

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