Ep 909: Duct Taping Face back together | Comedy Quick Hits with Opie
Opie Radio
Gregg "Opie" Hughes
4.0 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2024
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kim Sabian has arrived. |
| 0:02.0 | The man who doesn't pay us has just showed up. |
| 0:05.0 | The Ari on the Grande of fucking podcasting. |
| 0:10.0 | Somebody who has apparently no fucking wallet shows up. |
| 0:14.5 | Yeah, Tim, the bartender needs your credit card. |
| 0:16.7 | Yeah, he did do that last time. |
| 0:20.0 | He did it. |
| 0:20.5 | I took care of it last time. |
| 0:21.8 | You did. You did. You're race high. last time. You did you're race high you only |
| 0:23.8 | I can't drink you only owe it's 365,000 dollars. That's all that's all you |
| 0:28.6 | do down for 80. |
| 0:31.0 | It's all I negotiate. |
| 0:33.0 | It's uncomfortable laugh. |
| 0:35.0 | Go ahead. |
| 0:39.0 | I'm only telling the truth. |
| 0:40.0 | Yes. |
| 0:41.0 | I don't think your dad was a deadbeat if he had you when he was 70 |
| 0:44.0 | well I just think having a kid at that age is just selfish so that's the part that |
| 0:47.8 | makes me think it's kind of a deadbeat choice having four children in your |
| 0:50.7 | 70s because it doesn't end well for the kids you know it ends well |
| 0:54.6 | for you you're doing good oh yeah man but it's been a I mean I don't I don't |
| 0:58.9 | believe in that philosophy it's not fair to the kid because I think anyone would love to have a life so let's say your |
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