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Slack.com slash DHQ. You ingrates. You whiny, entitled brats. Yeah. Yeah, I'm talking about

you. You're complaining because what? Because everything is way more expensive now than it used to be.

And what? Because the economy is sputtering and the government isn't letting you run your business

or do your job or even travel if you don't comply with a bunch of extremely burdensome and expensive

regulations without even acknowledging the great successes of this administration without

even admitting that gas has dropped 10 cents per gallon this month. Here it is, Buster.

Can't deny that, so stop complaining and get used to the new normal. I'm Michael Noles.

Is this the Michael Noles show? Welcome back to the show. My favorite comment yesterday

is from Aaron Levitt, who says, the dude beating everyone on the women swim team reminds me of

the Seinfeld episode where Kramer joins a kid's karate class. And when questioned by

Jerry about it, claimed that it was fair because they're all at the same skill level. Kramer

of course won every fight in the class and thought he was awesome. That is an apt analogy.

You're right. I think that's very similar. The only difference being Seinfeld was a sitcom.

And the dude on the pen's swim team is ostensibly living in reality. But our reality has become

like an episode of Seinfeld or always sunny or something, perhaps even more absurd. It's just

to get you a little tense sometimes. And when you're feeling a little tense, especially at the

office, you got to check out X-Chair. I've got to give you a massage. That's right. You lucky duck.

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