Ep 903: School is USELESS | Opie Live at Ocean E55

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🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 44 minutes

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All about the kids going back to school. NO REASON kids need to go back to school before Labor Day. Matter of fact school is useless and I'll tell you why. When we were growing up we had no computers, smartphones, Google and AI. We had hung over teachers and the library. Congrats to Ben Affleck for escaping from the JLo! The One Hit wonders and how it drove the bands nuts. More stuff I guess. Just listen.

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0:00.0	Good morning everybody and welcome to my little live, it's not little anymore. We grew this thing all summer long man I'm way out east on
0:13.6	Long Island. It's a very very wet morning. We had crazy, crazy as thunderstorms
0:20.6	and lightning. Everything is completely soaked,
0:24.1	left everything outside.
0:25.4	You know, no big deal.
0:26.9	I gotta figure out what got ruined by the thunderstorms
0:31.2	and the lightning last night.
0:32.9	The sun is coming up over the ocean, all nice end of sun.
0:36.5	Is it almost over?
0:39.0	Is summer almost over?
0:40.4	Are you serious?
0:41.8	Are you serious? What's going on, Nick? How are you serious are you serious what's going on Nick how are you what's going on
0:46.1	gale how are you some of my regulars checking in and I hope you got you coffee
0:50.4	it's gonna be just a glorious, glorious day. Last week of summer, we're in the last week of summer. That's going to be crazy. I don't like, I don't like seeing that. And for the first time and a long time I'm live on the
1:04.1	TikTok. TikTok keeps writing me. Not not TikTok itself but the
1:08.7	people they're like you know we like what you're doing the Tik Talk but why
1:12.0	don't you go live? I'll tell you why I don't go live.
1:14.6	Every time I go live on the TikTok I get yagged for for something that I think is
1:22.0	funny or humorous but they take very seriously so once again we're
1:26.9	gonna try this Tik-Tok thing and see if we could get through it okay all right
1:31.3	JMR 369 good day from Spain. Oh,
1:34.3	heading back to the States in a few hours. Oh, damn. How is that Spain? I want to I
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