Ep 901: Opie and Anthony Tapes - paralyzed Opie and Burger King 911
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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2024
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
NEW feature to my podcast feed. Opie and Anthony tapes is some handpicked moments from the Opie and Anthony Show. These episodes will have the cassette thumbnail so you can find them in the feed.
Opie's vacation took a turn for the worst, landing him in a world of pain. But don't worry, the O&A crew is here to make sure the laughs never stop. Anthony, Jim Norton, Bob Kelly and Rich Vos gleefully exploit Opie's misfortune, turning his accident into a comedy goldmine. Get ready for shock, awe, and a whole lot of inappropriate laughter. The beauty of the Opie and Anthony Show. Opie's horrific accident quickly turned into a hilarious free-for-all. This is not a video for the faint of heart (or the easily offended).
Opie and Anthony loved when they would get a brand new hilarious funny 911 call that they could play on the show and make fun of. This was one of the best ones of all time. A woman actually called 911 to complain about her experience at Burger King!
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| 0:00.0 | I got slams by a wave yeah and I think I broke my nose you saw the picture |
| 0:04.3 | Yeah, I know broken nose right now I never want you think I would go to the doctor but fuck that they can't do anything to a broken nose |
| 0:10.7 | Can they go to a doctor why go to a doctor pay can they? I'm not going to a doctor. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, pay that kind of money, but don't you, they can't fix it anyhow, can they? |
| 0:17.0 | I think if it's like really bent they could fucking like |
| 0:20.0 | like twist it, put it back. I think it's a little crooked now, it's not like fuck you up later in life I broke my nose three times and now it's fucked up you're going to be breathing like Chuck Liddell in two years |
| 0:30.8 | you broke your nose three times three yeah. But I thought I paralyzed myself. I haven't even talked about this on the area. |
| 0:36.2 | How many times was that on a hard cock for a steak? |
| 0:39.4 | Twice? |
| 0:40.4 | Twice. |
| 0:41.4 | What does a nine-year- old get a steak from? |
| 0:44.0 | Well, |
| 0:45.0 | When you, |
| 0:50.0 | was it a big wave or was it just a fucking rogue wave? |
| 0:54.3 | No, it was pretty big. |
| 0:55.9 | It was pretty big because the waves were getting big because Hurricane Earl. |
| 0:58.8 | Were you trying to body surf? |
| 1:00.3 | I mean, I was bogeyboard, which people laugh at if you know |
| 1:04.8 | fuck why why you laugh at that I believe people laugh at it's fucking dangerous |
| 1:08.2 | they're like you should be surfing really not a good surfer who the fuck says you should be surfing surfers no |
| 1:14.1 | people that don't do either is not a rock that assholes |
| 1:17.3 | bougie boogie boards |
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