Ep 90: The Past Just Isn't What it Used to Be

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2014

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Worlds collide as the Sisyphus encounters an alternate Earth with an alternate mad scientist and alternate snow. Which is different from punk snow.

Improvised on May 10th, 2014. Title suggested by Soskia Slottje via Facebook.

Featuring Mark Soloff and Ryan Schile of Our Fair City, a post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic.

This episodes cover art by Our Fair City artist Dann Tincher

For more, visit www.ourfaircity.com

Transcript

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0:00.0	This episode of the improvised Star Trek features a collaboration with Our Fair City, a post-apocalyptic sci-fi epic for the internet.
0:10.0	Joining us as special guests are Ryan Shile and Mark Soloff, improvising as their characters from Our Fair City.
0:16.7	For more information, check out our FairCity.com.
0:35.2	Captain, Ensign Greg and Ensign Lackey are late checking in from their away mission.
0:36.1	That's unusual.
0:38.8	Well, there's a lot of interference down on the planet.
0:41.1	It seems to be like just drunched in snow.
0:46.0	We keep getting signals of someone near the beam up site, but we can't confirm us down. Are you saying that we can't penetrate snow?
0:49.8	It's like ionic snow, I think.
0:52.0	Oh, ionic snow.
0:53.3	That's totally different. Yeah. Classic problem of ionic snow. I remember reading a report about, oh, let's see what must have been Captain Sulu back in the last century. Ensign Lorham to the bridge. I was telling a story about ionic snow, Ensign. I couldn't hear you. I'm not on the bridge. Go ahead. I'm in the transporter room with Commander Erg doing stuff.
1:14.7	And Erg says there's two life signs next to the transport spot.
1:19.7	Well, that's obviously lacking Greg, so just beam them up.
1:22.6	All right.
1:23.7	Beaming them up.
1:24.4	Beaming up now!
1:28.8	What? Who are you?
1:31.6	Oh my!
1:32.5	Oh my goodness!
1:33.8	Who are you lovely people?
1:35.7	My name's Lieutenant Commander Erg.
1:38.0	I run the teleporter here, but we call it a transport.
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